Suspect found!Īnd the cheap special effects are cringe worthy. So how do the cops link the car to the scene of the crime? The car tyre tracks match the ones found at the scene of the crime. Ok, for argument’s sake, let’s agree that there is a possessed car on the loose on a killing spree held bent on revenge. Need I say more?Īnother thing that bothered me was the logic used in the film. Obviously! And this car sets out to kill everyone involved with the ghost’s death. The car is possessed by the ghost of his dead father. Is this some kind of super high-tech car that this boy has made? Things like driving on 2 wheels, jumping in mid-air (like knight rider) or mending itself (like Christine). Turns out that the car can do all kind of stunts and tricks. He recognises the car by its air freshener K So he buys the scrap car and turns it into the car above, naming it Taarzan. You know, one of those “make it look like an accident” kind of jobs.Ībout 20 years or so later, the designer’s son, now grown up, finds this car in a scrap yard. Anyway, he deigns a car, and a group of people steal his design, and kill him in his car. A car designer has this one banger at his house which he calls Tarzan, because there’s a Tarzan air freshener in there. But because the film was soooooo successful, they didn’t bother putting it into production. The film was meant to be a big marketing platform. I’ll let you decide what’s so wonderful about it personally I think it’s just stupid:īy the way, this car was meant to go into production, and is actually called Tarzan. Here’s a picture of Taarzan: The Wonder Car. Who the hell calls their film Taarzan: The Wonder Car? And it’s not even a wonder car, as I shall explain later. I mean, were they just not trying? Out of all the possible names they could have chosen, they went with that. Now, this film is wrong and stupid on so many different levels! It’s difficult to decide where to begin. The name of the film? Well, brace yourselves. It was an Indian film (you gotta love em). I shall never forget it! And to be honest, before I even watched the film, I knew it would be, well, shit. I have only seen this film once when it came out. It was so brilliantly stupid that I decided to dedicate a blog entry just for it. I was browsing YouTube, and I discovered (or should I say rediscovered) a clip of an old film I watched. In conclusion, i am glad that i didn’t pay to watch this film in the cinema, because i would have been majorly pissed off if i did! Right, in the time it takes the hero to jump off the crane into the water, get the detonator deactivated and get out the water, the villain has somehow managed to get off the crane, walk to a bus stop catch a bus and then give the hero a call saying that he escaped. The villain throws the detonator into the sea and the hero jumps after it. They are both on top of some crane, and the villain has a detonator to a bomb. And the special effects were pretty cringe worthy!Īnd the final showdown between hero and villain is a bit confusing. How can the guy fly into the engine and the bike into the cockpit if they blew up in the same place? And i didn’t know that a motorbike through the window can bring a plane to an instant stop. Sending the rider into the jet engine and the bike into the cockpit, this instantly stops the plane, inches away from the guy, who hasn’t even flinched! And instructed a sniper to shoot the fuel tank of the bike, which made it explode. Now instead of doing what any normal person would do, and get the hell out of the way, he stood there. A plane is coming towards him in one direction and a guy on a bike in the other. In the ending, the hero, as it were, is in the middle of a runaway. Anyhoo it was a good film but they messed up the ending big time!!! Let me explain…. Heard of it? Well it was one of “blockbuster summer movies” in 2009 i think. Recently i watched a film called “The Losers”. I could write about all the different types of dhaal and chaval that exists in the world, but nahh! And all Asians love them unconditionally, even if they don’t show it. Right, at this point i have ran out of things to say, so i tweeted to see if i can get any ideas… and i got the unconditional love of dhaal and chaval, courtesy of annette098įor those who are a bit lost, dhaal is lentils and chaval is rice. (I wrote it like that so you can see how stupid it sounds every time when you “lol”) And it isn’t to do with me not having any time or anything, it’s me being lazy! Laugh out loud. It’s been a while since I last did a blog. Have you ever thought about what that line meant? Basically, it translates roughly as “I’m a player, yeah, but you’re an eediat, blaad!” As I listened to this song, it suddenly hit me. For which I must thank Mr Ash Ladoo, my older brother, because he comes out with CDs with the most random collection of songs known to man. I was listening to an old bollywood song in the car today, titled “Main Khiladi Tu Anari”.
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